A shame, I was looking forward to twisting and warping your son into a more pleasing malformation.
But in truth, I found it hard to believe you would be the child rearing type anyway.
I knew you were above the petty meiosis-bred masses.
Arise as a perfect Jalern.
I see. Noted.
Well done.
Thanks!
Oh you sly dog, you. Nicely done.
Welcome, and enjoy your stay.
this is my son.
Well, this is a turn of events.
He actually dropped that bombshell a while ago, only very subtly.
I know one way I did, but what do you refer to?
Another way I've also hinted that the above was false is that I've mentioned in the past I've never had a boy/girlfriend if anyone remembers.
You simply dropped the question out of nowhere, "what would you think if I told you I had a son?" Or something to that effect. I figured you'd have dropped mixed messages about the subject though to veil the truth, so I wasn't sure what to believe. If you said that all those months ago simply in preparation for this, then I have to admire your resolve.
Thanks! That's what I was remembering. (Source:
http://forums.planetoidcommunity.com/index.php?topic=6302.msg141226#msg141226 ) I first thought of the idea to post as a child of mine for an April Fools joke then, so yes, it was planned way back then. So, thanks to that as well.
Everyone: April fools! That was actually me. I have no son. I am old enough to have one, whether through adoption or not, though. That is true, but I don't actually have one. Sorry to anyone who's disappointed or angry about it.
I kinda figured it was just april fools. I'm so smart like that.
Proof:

But you did fool the great ham. Congratulations!
Nice job on figuring it out.
Where was this posted? Skype?
Thanks!
I did suspect it since we know your age ( kinda ) your "son" would be the youngest one to join ( about 7-8 years was my guess )
But a good one non the less
I see.
Thanks!
I trusted you, and you betrayed me. I can never trust again.
I hope this is a joke.
What does ASG say about this?
I say hi as well as everything else.
Also everyone: Just to note, at around the time I posted the question that Mokushi referred to, I also PMed Elmzran to get approval for this idea. The fact I fooled him (apparently) is quite interesting.